AISubs v3.7
Shiba Shiba Shibadaro
Shiba!
I'll go like this.
I have a pen.
I have a apple.
Oh!
Apple pen!
I have a pen!
I have pineapple!
Oh! Pineapple pen! Apple pen! Pineapple pen!
Oh! Pen-pineapple-apple-pen!
He's staring at you.
Pineapple pen!
Wow!
You're crazy!
What's wrong with you?
It's you guys who made me do it!
No, no, no!
Thank you so much for making me dream come true.
I wanted to see you now, Kikotaro-san.
We didn't come that often.
How many times have we been here?
If you count one year and one week, we've been around the earth for three weeks.
Was it that long ago?
Oh, it's not about the earth.
It's about the solar system.
Solar system?
You're talking about the solar system, aren't you?
It was two years ago.
It's been two years.
Why are you doing this now?
That's why we're doing it!
But it's amazing how fresh it is.
It was really popular at the time and I got tired of it.
It's really funny now.
It's the content that made me say, "I like Justin Bieber in the world."
But I'm mad at you.
It's no use praising me like that.
I'm really mad at you.
I'm especially mad at you, Toshibitsu!
He's always looking at me!
You're the one who's in the meta meeting!
So, what is it all of a sudden?
I think you know what it is.
Shibataro Quiz!
Shibataro Quiz is...
I'm going to tell you a joke now.
Ahaha, somehow... somehow... somehow...
Somehow, somehow...
Yeah!
Oniririririra!
Please guess what this part is.
It's a very simple quiz.
You say it first, don't you?
I want you all to act it out here.
Oh, you're going to act it out?
You're going to act it out?
Act it out.
I don't like it!
What should I do for the penalty game?
I don't know. Is there a penalty game or not?
Let's do it.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
The person who gets it wrong will have to drink "lassen" by himself for the last time.
What?!
I'll be drinking "lassen" for a second and then "gorenai" for the third time.
Excuse me!
I don't know what "lassen" and "gorenai" are.
Oh, you're right!
I've lived my life not knowing what "lassen" and "gorenai" are.
I don't know what "lassen" and "gorenai" are.
You can watch it on YouTube.
I know what used to be popular as "sanshuugaeshi."
What's "sanshuugaeshi" called?
I don't think I can drink it for the first round.
Okay, first question!
Okay!
I'll give you a hint, so think about what "sanshuugaeshi" is.
Okay, Mizuki, start!
Oh, right!
Wow...
Teppanyaki!
Edamame!
Teppanyaki!
This is hard!
I don't know what it means!
What? What? What?
This is hard!
I don't know what it means!
How was it?
Edamame, teppanyaki...
It's not like "ppp," it's like "kanagun."
Yeah, like "kanagun."
I don't think it's like "tsunageta."
Oh, this is hard!
The movement is like...
How is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about at all.
Well, let's do it.
I'm scared of standing here.
I'm really scared of standing here.
Are you watching me there?
I'm watching you.
OK.
I'll do it all of a sudden.
One, two, and...
Teppanyaki, edamame...
Osaka pie, face over there...
I see.
Well, I like it.
I don't like it that much.
I'll do it.
Edamame, teppanyaki...
Edamame, edamame...
I see.
Edamame, edamame...
I see.
I'm embarrassed.
Edamame...
OK.
I'll do it.
Edamame...
Teppanyaki...
Edamame, jujutsu, boomerang...
I'm sure there is "jujutsu".
OK, everyone.
With all your expectations, please write down the correct answer.
Edamame...
Teppanyaki...
Monja, tsunta, pinta, donna, monja...
I've heard it twice.
What?
Teppanyaki, monja, right?
Edamame, tsunta, mochi, tsunta, right?
Pinta, right?
But, donna, monja, right?
Monja, tsunta, pinta, donna, monja...
Oh, my God!
What is this?
Oh, my God!
What is this?
Oh, my God!
Well, I've been thinking about it for a long time, but it didn't make sense.
Well, there may be no point in asking three more questions.
I think Toshimitsu's rhythm was the best.
Oh!
Well, it's a pity for the rhythm.
Oh!
0.5 points is big.
It's kind of unexpected.
I think it doesn't matter if the rhythm is good.
After all, I thought it would be good if it was thick or if it felt good.
It's like a teacher at work.
So, the second question.
Yes!
If you go with the same logic as PPAP, you can't go.
Oh!
Oh, this is it!
That's right.
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
I didn't need a memo.
I have a earphone.
I have a water.
Oh! Oh! Earphone! Oh!
I have a anpan.
I have a knife.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Earphone! Oh!
Oh!
I see!
Oh!
Why?
Why "oh"?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Isn't it difficult?
Oh!
You said "one voice" and came back.
Do you know the meaning of "ear"?
Oh! I made a mistake.
I made a mistake by saying "yeah!"
Actually...
It may be good.
Oh!
The most dangerous time in the world starts now.
It may be good for your ears.
OK! Let's go!
I wonder if I can say it in one shot.
Oh!
Earphone! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Headphone! Oh!
Oh!
Headphone! Oh! Earphone! Oh!
You all remember the rhythm, don't you?
Yes!
Earphone!
Earphone! But...
Ah! I got it!
What? What?
You got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it!
I finally got it!
0 points!
What? Really?
Please drink it!
It's 0 points per person, isn't it?
What? Really?
No, but...
It's a lonely world, isn't it?
I don't want you to stand on the stage, but I'd like you to stand in the dressing room.
But I'll take half of it.
Ah!
Even if you win?
I'll take half of it.
Are you ready, Tetsuya-san?
Like in the dressing room?
Yes.
One, two...
Earphone! Earphone!
Ah!
I don't want you to stand on the stage, but...
Isn't it enough?
Wow!
I don't think you'll be surprised.
Okay.
Earphone! Earphone!
Ah!
Earphone! Earphone!
Ah!
It's long!
But...
It's really close.
Ah!
Wow!
You won!
Earphone! Earphone!
I have it!
Earphone! Earphone!
Ear!
I see.
Ah! You wanted it, Ryo-kun!
Ryo-kun, 0.5 points!
Ear!
Tetsuya, you were supposed to get 0.5 points, but...
You get half of it.
Ear!
0.25!
Ah!
You're big!
I don't know!
I knew it!
Here's the first question.
Okay!
Music, start!
"Titibibi"?
"Titibibi"!
That's a lot of them!
I have a bunchin', I have a pan, unh! Bunchin' pan!
I have a bunchin', I have a g-pan, unh! Bunchin' pan!
Bunchin' pan!
Unh!
What are you doing?
Bunchin' and g-pan...
Why bunchin'?
Bunchin' pan and g-pan...
This looks so good!
It's easier than I thought.
I should've worn this for a week.
Next.
Please!
Unh!
Bunchin' and g-pan...
Oh...
I messed up!
You messed up?
I messed up.
What did you mess up and what did you regret?
I don't know.
What about you, Tetsuya?
I messed up.
Bunchin' pan!
Banbanji!
Unh!
I can't eat bunchin', chinchinpanji!
What?
It's totally fine.
It's bunchin' pan, so I can't eat it.
I can't eat bunchin'.
Banbanji and chinchinpanji.
It's fine.
I like that.
You're always searching for things.
You know what you're looking for.
Next.
Bunchin' pan!
Banbanji!
Unh!
Chinchin, burebure, chinpopan!
I see.
This answer will decide the winner.
Game question.
Bunchin' pan!
Let me announce the score.
Ryo got 9 out of 10.
9?!
I didn't even get 1 out of 10!
This is so fair.
Bunchin' pan!
It's really fair.
It's so unfair!
It's 0.5 out of 10.
Damn it!
I won.
I won!
I lost.
It's important to lose.
I don't care if I lose.
That doesn't mean anything.
But if you say it's officially okay...
It's harder to cut than cutting a rassun.
Is that okay?
Should I do a rassun or not?
Or should I do it in a week?
It's a life sentence for me if I die without cutting a rassun.
If I cut it.
A week after this video was released.
It's a great thing.
I would have done it if I knew I couldn't cut a rassun.
Rassun!
Stop it!
I can't cut it.
I can't know it.
What?
So you will cut it after a week of this video is released?
I can't cut it.
Wow.
I would have done it if I knew I couldn't cut it.
I don't know it.
Can I try it?
It's just cold.
It's cold even now.
It's cold in the morning and cold in the evening.
It's like a carpet.
You have a bad quality.
You did it. You are amazing.
After this video is uploaded, I will promote his hard work for one week.
I will do it if I get a good offer.
We planned this video for three weeks, but we did it.
It was unexpectedly fun.